Be interesting, be enthusiastic... and don't talk too much.

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times.

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.

I am easily satisfied with the very best.

Success is doing ordinary things extraordinarily well.

I don't like that man. I must get to know him better.

Most people spend more time and energy going around problems than in trying to solve them.

You never achieve success unless you like what you are doing.

Many people would no more think of entering journalism than the sewage business - which at least does us all some good.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

What I cannot create, I do not understand.

It is a cursed evil to any man to become as absorbed in any subject as I am in mine

Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work.

Purity, patience, and perseverance are the three essentials to success and, above all, love.

Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the vote decide everything.

Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something.

If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have the time to do it over?

Moving from chair to chair, from coffee machine to coffee machine is the limit of my action in most films. But I enjoy being cast in them because I love watching them.

But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

For it is commonly said: accomplished labours are pleasant.

With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's just not acting. It's lying.