It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.
We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
There is not such a cradle of democracy upon the earth as the Free Public Library, this republic of letters, where neither rank, office, nor wealth receives the slightest consideration.
We often discover what will do by finding out what will not do; and probably he who never made a mistake never made a discovery.
A jug fills drop by drop.
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
Be like a tree and let the dead leaves drop.
Memory... is an internal rumour.
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
There's real poetry in the real world. Science is the poetry of reality
It is not fair to ask of others what you are not willing to do yourself.
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
God creates, I do not create. I assemble and I steal everywhere to do it - from what I see, from what the dancers can do, from what others do.
Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
I fully realize that no wealth or position can long endure, unless built upon truth and justice; therefore, I will engage in no transaction which does not benefit all whom it affects.
I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians.