It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

A good liar must have a good memory.

I am one of those who think like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries.

The people who are doing the work are the moving force behind the Macintosh. My job is to create a space for them, to clear out the rest of the organization and keep it at bay.

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision.

Sanity is a madness put to good uses.

There's real poetry in the real world. Science is the poetry of reality

The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.

The Declaration of Independence I always considered as a theatrical show. Jefferson ran away with all the stage effect of that... and all the glory of it.

There is the view that poetry should improve your life. I think people confuse it with the Salvation Army.

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.

You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.

Young heads take example of the ancient.

In ballet a complicated story is impossible to tell... we can't dance synonyms.

Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.