Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live.

Life can be wonderful if you're not afraid of it. All it takes is courage, imagination ... and a little dough

Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.

Courage is a kind of salvation.

Three things have been difficult to tame: the oceans, fools, and women. We may soon be able to tame the oceans; fools and women will take a little longer.

If you've been playing poker for half an hour and you still don't know who the patsy is, you're the patsy.

He who kisses joy as it flies by will live in eternity's sunrise.

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.

Life is pure adventure, and the sooner we realize that, the quicker we will be able to treat life as art.

In every tragedy, an element of comedy is preserved. Comedy is just tragedy reversed.

In the survival of favoured individuals and races, during the constantly-recurring struggle for existence, we see a powerful and ever-acting form of selection.

Don't cry for a man who's left you - the next one may fall for your smile.

When someone leaves, it's because someone else is about to arrive.

The future is the shape of things to come.

I can't wait to figure out what is wrong with me, so I can say this is the way that I used to be.

First, then, God, being all-just, wishes to do justice; being all-wise, knows what justice is; being all-powerful, can do justice. Why then injustice?

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

The past is the best prophet of the future.

Should you find yourself in a chronically leaking boat, energy devoted to changing vessels is likely to be more productive than energy devoted to patching leaks.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?