You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

A stale article, if you dip it in a good, warm, sunny smile, will go off better than a fresh one that you've scowled upon.

No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present.

The Declaration of Independence I always considered as a theatrical show. Jefferson ran away with all the stage effect of that... and all the glory of it.

I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.

Young heads take example of the ancient.

I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.

Your personal nature seeks its paradise.

Authority, without any condition and reservation, belongs to the nation.

Effective action is always unjust.

By desiring little, a poor man makes himself rich.

The cure for boredom is curiosity.There is no cure for curiosity.

That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the inside.