You sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve.
Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.
A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
My specialty is detached malevolence.
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!
Those who restrain desire do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.
A myth is an image in terms of which we try to make sense of the world.
Gold and silver from the dead turn often into lead.
I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians.
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
I am not interested in picking up crumbs of compassion thrown from the table of someone who considers himself my master. I want the full menu of rights.
A jug fills drop by drop.
I've got a woman's ability to stick to a job and get on with it when everyone else walks off and leaves it.
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.
Religion is like a knife: you can either use it to cut bread, or stick in someone's back.
Each soul is potentially divine.