I am not ashamed to confess that I am ignorant of what I do not know.

Give up trying to make me give up

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

Abuse of words has been the great instrument of sophistry and chicanery, of party, faction, and division of society.

Passion goes, Boredom remains.

Sanity is a madness put to good uses.

All men are liable to error; and most men are, in many points, by passion or interest, under temptation to it.

Parents are usually more careful to bestow knowledge on their children rather than virtue, the art of speaking well rather than doing well; but their manners should be of the greatest concern.

Freedom is from within.

They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.

I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator

The idea of freedom is inspiring. But what does it mean? If you are free in a political sense but have no food, what's that? The freedom to starve?

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

Jests that give pains are not jests.

Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.

External nature is only internal nature writ large.