Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.

I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.

A stale article, if you dip it in a good, warm, sunny smile, will go off better than a fresh one that you've scowled upon.

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.

Be that self which one truly is.

You always admire what you really don't understand.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

In the rush for justice it is important not to lose sight of principles the country holds dear.

Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.

I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

His modesty amounts to deformity.

Patriotism is usually stronger than class hatred, and always stronger than internationalism.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Memory... is an internal rumour.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

You are like my little dog; when people see you, they know I am nearby.

I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator