Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
Never travel faster than your guardian angel can fly.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.