Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.

I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.

An idea is salvation by imagination

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

Be that self which one truly is.

I do not argue with obstinate men. I act in spite of them.

I can see in your eyes, I can see in your faces, I can see you cry. But what I want to say, there's no reason to cry. Do not, in the name of peace, go in the streets and riot.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.

Every beauty which is seen here by persons of perception resembles more than anything else that celestial source from which we all are come.

I may not be better than other people, but at least I'm different.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.

Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat.

Let us try to teach generosity and altruism, because we are born selfish.

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

A great city is the place to escape the true drama of provincial life, and find solace in fantasy.