Our greatest foes - and whom we must chiefly combat - are within.

All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else.

Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

I must not write a word to you about politics, because you are a woman.

The American people should be made aware of the trend toward monopolization of the great public information vehicles and the concentration of more and more power over public opinion in fewer and fewer hands.

A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.

The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.

My government will be open. Anyone found guilty of corruption will be dealt with in accordance with the law. If you are corrupt you will have to hang your boots.

Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

It is wonderful when you don't have the fear, and a lot of the time I don't ... I focus on what needs to be done instead.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

To the young people I say, you are a gift to your communities and indeed the world. You are our hope and our future.

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.

The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.

Each soul is potentially divine.