They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.
If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.
What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
Thought is free.
Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.
I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.
Those who restrain desire do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
I want to put a ding in the universe.
I don't do drugs, I am drugs
But some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there.
What is necessary to change a person is to change his awareness of himself.
All honor's wounds are self-inflicted.
Rich men's houses are seldom beautiful, rarely comfortable, and never original. It is a constant source of surprise to people of moderate means to observe how little a big fortune contributes to Beauty.
Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
You can have anything in this world you want, if you want it badly enough and you're willing to pay the price.
You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.
Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.