I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
To find a man's true character, play golf with him.
Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.
Self-esteem comes from being able to define the world in your own terms and refusing to abide by the judgments of others.
My loneliness was born when men praised my talkative faults and blamed my silent virtues.
Only those with no memory insist on their originality.
In the intellectual order, the virtue of humility is nothing more nor less than the power of attention.
Show love, compassion, protection & generosity to those who depend on you – in fact, to everyone.
The last of human freedoms - the ability to chose one's attitude in a given set of circumstances.
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.
The more intense the nature of a man, the more readily will he find meditation, and the more successfully will he practice it.
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.
The gift of words is the gift of deception and illusion.
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
Of all the things I`ve lost I miss my mind the most.
Freedom lies in being bold.
New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not common.
A good liar must have a good memory.
Obsession is an attractive thing. People who are really, really interested and good at one thing and smart are attractive, if they're men.