Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.
Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action.
Boards don't hit back.
A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.
That which costs little is less valued.
Self-esteem comes from being able to define the world in your own terms and refusing to abide by the judgments of others.
If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.
You always admire what you really don't understand.
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.
There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.
The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.
I want to put a ding in the universe.
Gold and silver from the dead turn often into lead.
Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.
No temptation can gravitate to a man unless there is that in his heart which is capable of responding to it.
Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good thing for the first time.
People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.
Children are a wonderful gift. They have an extraordinary capacity to see into the heart of things and to expose sham and humbug for what they are.
No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.