Wisely, and slow. They stumble that run fast.

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal.

To be rooted is perhaps the most important and least recognized need of the human soul.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

A great city is the place to escape the true drama of provincial life, and find solace in fantasy.

He who possesses most must be most afraid of loss.

The gift of words is the gift of deception and illusion.

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action.

In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different.

Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

No temptation can gravitate to a man unless there is that in his heart which is capable of responding to it.

They say I do not have the qualifications to be president, that I do not have education. Well, I would never divide the Liberian people.

I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.

If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.

I don't do drugs, I am drugs

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.