My life didn't please me, so I created my life.

Never, ever underestimate the power of 'Id Like that.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls.

The young people think the old people are fools - but the old people know the young people are fools.

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot!

Pain don't hurt.

We can allow satellites, planets, suns, universe, nay whole systems of universes, to be governed by laws, but the smallest insect, we wish to be created at once by special act.

Life is too short, or too long, for me to allow myself the luxury of living it so badly.

In their innocence, very young children know themselves to be light and love. If we will allow them, they can teach us to see ourselves the same way.

Humility is really important because it keeps you fresh and new.

Live to the point of tears.

In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

Courage is a kind of salvation.

There is also this benefit in brag: that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal. Humor him by all means, draw it all out, and hold him to it.

He who kisses joy as it flies by will live in eternity's sunrise.

The pleasure of the moment begins to wither almost as soon as it blossoms; our pleasures are soon swallowed up in time's relentless torrent.

History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.

I'm not sure I'm adult yet.

Your belief in God is merely an escape from your monotonous, stupid and cruel life.

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.