My specialty is detached malevolence.

I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal.

The future is something which every one reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.

A lie never lives to be old.

I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman.

All the perplexities, confusion and distress in America arise, not from defects in their Constitution or Confederation, not from want of honor or virtue, so much as from the downright ignorance of the nature of coin, credit and circulation.

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

Nothing is black or white.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

We need to keep hope alive and strive to do better.

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action.

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision.

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.

In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism.

I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator

To forbid us anything is to make us have a mind for it.