I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

You can have anything in this world you want, if you want it badly enough and you're willing to pay the price.

Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.

No matter how thin you slice it, there will always be two sides.

I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.

Being an intellectual creates a lot of questions and no answers.

Boards don't hit back.

Purity of heart is to will one thing.

A good liar must have a good memory.

The Declaration of Independence I always considered as a theatrical show. Jefferson ran away with all the stage effect of that... and all the glory of it.

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present.

Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.

When I had nothing to lose, I had everything. When I stopped being who I am, I found myself.

As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.

I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.

I meant what I said and I said what I meant.

I have often been accused of putting my foot in my mouth, but I will never put my hand in your pockets

In the increasingly convincing darkness the words become palpable, like a fruit that is too beautiful to eat.