The thing I lose patience with the most is the clock. Its hands move too fast

Memory... is an internal rumour.

A stale article, if you dip it in a good, warm, sunny smile, will go off better than a fresh one that you've scowled upon.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.

As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.

Only those with no memory insist on their originality.

One's only rival is one's own potentialities. One's only failure is failing to live up to one's own possibilities. In this sense, every man can be a king, and must therefore be treated like a king.

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

A jug fills drop by drop.

Anything that makes weak - physically, intellectually and spiritually, reject it as poison.

Central banks don't have divine wisdom. They try to do the best analysis they can and must be prepared to stand or fall by the quality of that analysis.

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.

A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

After all, science is essentially international, and it is only through lack of the historical sense that national qualities have been attributed to it.

I have often been accused of putting my foot in my mouth, but I will never put my hand in your pockets

All is disgust when a man leaves his own nature and does what is unfit.