The Declaration of Independence I always considered as a theatrical show. Jefferson ran away with all the stage effect of that... and all the glory of it.
He who possesses most must be most afraid of loss.
People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
Being an intellectual creates a lot of questions and no answers.
It is piracy, not overt online music stores, which is our main competitor.
Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.
The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.
A person preaches well that lives well.
What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
The difficulty is to try and teach the multitude that something can be true and untrue at the same time.
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
A jug fills drop by drop.
Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
Give up trying to make me give up
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.
Young heads take example of the ancient.