We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.

Anything that makes weak - physically, intellectually and spiritually, reject it as poison.

They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.

Rich men's houses are seldom beautiful, rarely comfortable, and never original. It is a constant source of surprise to people of moderate means to observe how little a big fortune contributes to Beauty.

I will indulge my sorrows, and give way to all the pangs and fury of despair.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

He who possesses most must be most afraid of loss.

I can bear any pain as long as it has meaning.

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.

He who surpasses or subdues mankind must look down on the hate of those below.

Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who do not.

There is the view that poetry should improve your life. I think people confuse it with the Salvation Army.

True valor lies between cowardice and rashness.

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage.

Genius is sorrow's child.

Parents are usually more careful to bestow knowledge on their children rather than virtue, the art of speaking well rather than doing well; but their manners should be of the greatest concern.

Everything beautiful has a mark of eternity.

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin.