In the end, everything is a gag.

I’m not afraid of death, but I’m in no hurry to die. I have so much I want to do first.

If you've been playing poker for half an hour and you still don't know who the patsy is, you're the patsy.

Live to the point of tears.

He who kisses joy as it flies by will live in eternity's sunrise.

He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage - he won't encounter many rivals.

Diamonds are a girls best friend.

I would rather entertain and hope that people learned something than educate people and hope they were entertained.

One day, in retrospect, the years of struggle will strike you as the most beautiful.

Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live.

The knowledge of oneself will preserve that person from vanity.

To cherish what remains of the Earth and to foster its renewal is our only legitimate hope of survival.

When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another.

In order to seek truth, it is necessary once in the course of our life to doubt, as far as possible, of all things.

There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do.

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.

When making your choice in life, do not neglect to live.

Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn't matter if only we could prevent girls from being girls.

If you have been sunned through and through like an apricot on a wall from your earliest days, you are oversensitive to any withdrawal of heat.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Not all things are to be discovered; many are better concealed.