Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator
Charity ... is the opium of the privileged.
A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
Could be worse . . . I could be Sting.
There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
We can work together for a better world with men and women of goodwill, those who radiate the intrinsic goodness of humankind.
It is wonderful when you don't have the fear, and a lot of the time I don't ... I focus on what needs to be done instead.
Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.
Moonlight is sculpture.
People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.
The battle for women's rights has been largely won.
It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.
All that spirits desire, spirits attain.
To find a man's true character, play golf with him.
I don't do drugs, I am drugs
If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.