I get by with a little help from my friends.

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

Everyone wants to ride with you in the limo but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

Our most intimate friend is not he to whom we show the worst, but the best of our nature.

If there ever comes a day when we can't be together, keep me in your heart. I'll stay there forever.

A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

Anybody amuses me for once. A new acquaintance is like a new book. I prefer it, even if bad, to a classic.

Friends are as companions on a journey, who ought to aid each other to persevere in the road to a happier life.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.

A doubtful friend is worse than a certain enemy. Let a man be one thing or the other, and we then know how to meet him.

Betray a friend, and you'll often find you have ruined yourself.

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.

The family is one of nature's masterpieces.

The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.

My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.

The majority of people permit relatives, friends, and the public at large to so influence them that they cannot live their own lives, because they fear criticism.

Between friends there is no need of justice.