What is necessary to change a person is to change his awareness of himself.

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman.

There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.

I've got a woman's ability to stick to a job and get on with it when everyone else walks off and leaves it.

He who would accomplish little must sacrifice little; he who would achieve much must sacrifice much; he who would attain highly must sacrifice greatly.

We must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives

The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble by us; and I for one must be content to remain an agnostic

I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.

Common sense is not so common.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

The mind that finds its way to wild places is the poet's; but the mind that never finds its way back is the lunatic's.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

Self-esteem comes from being able to define the world in your own terms and refusing to abide by the judgments of others.

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.