What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

I like to think of myself at home in the armchair, writing, smoking and occasionally wandering down the shop.

Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.

All is disgust when a man leaves his own nature and does what is unfit.

Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive.

The cure for boredom is curiosity.There is no cure for curiosity.

Memory... is an internal rumour.

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present.

There's no such thing as perfect writing, just like there's no such thing as perfect despair.

I'm not a genius. I'm just a tremendous bundle of experience.

Genius is sorrow's child.

There is only one way... to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it.

My loneliness was born when men praised my talkative faults and blamed my silent virtues.

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.