Do it again on the next verse, and people think you meant it.

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision.

I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.

We often discover what will do by finding out what will not do; and probably he who never made a mistake never made a discovery.

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director

Fashion changes, but style endures.

Be like a tree and let the dead leaves drop.

A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.

I am one of those who think like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries.

Reputation is what men and women think of us; character is what God and angels know of us.

I must uphold my ideals, for perhaps the time will come when I shall be able to carry them out.

There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.

I do not argue with obstinate men. I act in spite of them.

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

Young heads take example of the ancient.

To forbid us anything is to make us have a mind for it.

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.