Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own.
The word 'good' has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man.
Everything beautiful has a mark of eternity.
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
I'll always be poor in my mind.
Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.
The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.
How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.
One must judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them.
The death of a beautiful woman, is unquestionably the most poetical topic in the world.
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.
Parents are usually more careful to bestow knowledge on their children rather than virtue, the art of speaking well rather than doing well; but their manners should be of the greatest concern.
The future ain't what it used to be.
If you follow every dream, you might get lost.
You always admire what you really don't understand.
He who surpasses or subdues mankind must look down on the hate of those below.