Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.

Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.

A friend is one who has the same enemies as you have.

Everyone wants to ride with you in the limo but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.

A doubtful friend is worse than a certain enemy. Let a man be one thing or the other, and we then know how to meet him.

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.

The majority of people permit relatives, friends, and the public at large to so influence them that they cannot live their own lives, because they fear criticism.

Real friends stab you in the front.

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings.

I love the friends I have gathered together on this thin raft...

There is a magic in the memory of a schoolboy friendship. It softens the heart, and even affects the nervous system of those who have no heart.

Between friends there is no need of justice.

Friends and acquaintances are the surest passport to fortune.

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.

My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.

People won't have time for you if you are always angry or complaining.