Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
I like to think of myself at home in the armchair, writing, smoking and occasionally wandering down the shop.
Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
With me poetry has not been a purpose, but a passion.
I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
He who possesses most must be most afraid of loss.
Children are a wonderful gift. They have an extraordinary capacity to see into the heart of things and to expose sham and humbug for what they are.
There is no limit to the amount of good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit.
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.
We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same.
Liberty, according to my metaphysics is a self-determining power in an intellectual agent. It implies thought and choice and power.
Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.
I do not argue with obstinate men. I act in spite of them.
I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.
But some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there.
You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.
A lie never lives to be old.
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.
You cant have a plan for your day, til you have a plan for your life.