No matter how thin you slice it, there will always be two sides.

If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.

Sanity is a madness put to good uses.

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action.

The idea is to write it so that people hear it and it slides through the brain and goes straight to the heart.

I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good thing for the first time.

All is disgust when a man leaves his own nature and does what is unfit.

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.

To the young people I say, you are a gift to your communities and indeed the world. You are our hope and our future.

Remember upon the conduct of each depends the fate of all.

Every time you are tempted to react in the same old way, ask if you want to be a prisoner of the past or a pioneer of the future.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

In the increasingly convincing darkness the words become palpable, like a fruit that is too beautiful to eat.

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.

His modesty amounts to deformity.

After all, science is essentially international, and it is only through lack of the historical sense that national qualities have been attributed to it.