Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.

No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.

The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.

What do you despise? By this are you truly known.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.

There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.

But there is only one thing which gathers people into seditious commotion, and that is oppression

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.

We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same.

I don't do drugs, I am drugs

My specialty is detached malevolence.

Forewarned, forearmed. To be prepared is half the victory.

If from Society we learn to live Tis Solitude should teach us how to die; It hath no flatterers.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Patriotism is usually stronger than class hatred, and always stronger than internationalism.

Modesty and conscientiousness receive their reward only in novels. In life they are exploited and then shoved aside.

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.

I want to sing like the birds sing, not worrying about who hears or what they think.

We need to keep hope alive and strive to do better.