I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and thats to get rid of all my other desires.

Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat.

But there is only one thing which gathers people into seditious commotion, and that is oppression

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.

Give up trying to make me give up

A place for everything, and everything in its place.

Central banks don't have divine wisdom. They try to do the best analysis they can and must be prepared to stand or fall by the quality of that analysis.

Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who do not.

What do you despise? By this are you truly known.

The day of individual happiness has passed

Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

Of all the things I`ve lost I miss my mind the most.

I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.

I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians.

Those who restrain desire do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.