I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
Cut my pie into four pieces, I dont think I could eat eight.
I've been on a calendar, but never on time.
He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
I have nothing but respect for you - and not much of that.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time' so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck, an arrow killed you? They would never solve the crime. 'Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
What a fine weather today! Can't choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
Right now Im having amnesia and dj vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.
I dont know where I am going, but I am on my way.