I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

I may not be better than other people, but at least I'm different.

The difficulty is to try and teach the multitude that something can be true and untrue at the same time.

All the perplexities, confusion and distress in America arise, not from defects in their Constitution or Confederation, not from want of honor or virtue, so much as from the downright ignorance of the nature of coin, credit and circulation.

If information and knowledge are central to democracy, they are the conditions for development.

I would define, in brief, the poetry of words as the rhythmical creation of Beauty.

Thought is free.

I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.

You cant have a plan for your day, til you have a plan for your life.

The thing I lose patience with the most is the clock. Its hands move too fast

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

There is no real ending. It's just the place where you stop the story.

What is necessary to change a person is to change his awareness of himself.

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.

Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage.

The gift of words is the gift of deception and illusion.

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.

I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.

Don't take the wrong side of an argument just because your opponent has taken the right side.