Only those with no memory insist on their originality.
Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.
Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
No temptation can gravitate to a man unless there is that in his heart which is capable of responding to it.
Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.
You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
The destruction of the past is perhaps the greatest of all crimes.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
When it is not in our power to determine what is true, we ought to follow what is most probable.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
I must uphold my ideals, for perhaps the time will come when I shall be able to carry them out.
I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.
A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it.
No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.
Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
He who never made a mistake, never made a discovery.
There is only one way... to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it.
We are all worms, but I do believe that I am a glow-worm.
Patriotism is usually stronger than class hatred, and always stronger than internationalism.