There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
The cure for boredom is curiosity.There is no cure for curiosity.
Pretty much, Apple and Dell are the only ones in this industry making money. They make it by being Wal-Mart. We make it by innovation.
They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.
Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
Parents are usually more careful to bestow knowledge on their children rather than virtue, the art of speaking well rather than doing well; but their manners should be of the greatest concern.
Of all the things I`ve lost I miss my mind the most.
The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present.
Jests that give pains are not jests.
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
If the only prayer you said was thank you, that would be enough.
Every time you are tempted to react in the same old way, ask if you want to be a prisoner of the past or a pioneer of the future.
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
There is no limit to the amount of good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit.
Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal.
One's only rival is one's own potentialities. One's only failure is failing to live up to one's own possibilities. In this sense, every man can be a king, and must therefore be treated like a king.
We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.
External nature is only internal nature writ large.
All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.
