My specialty is detached malevolence.

Fashion changes, but style endures.

When people start asking you to do the same thing over and over again, that's when you know you're way too close to something that you don't want to be near.

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.

Thought is free.

But some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there.

They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.

Genius is sorrow's child.

Beneath the makeup and behind the smile I am just a girl who wishes for the world.

Common sense is not so common.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

We must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

Abuse of words has been the great instrument of sophistry and chicanery, of party, faction, and division of society.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.

I must uphold my ideals, for perhaps the time will come when I shall be able to carry them out.

Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive.