Middle age has been defined as what happens when a person's broad mind and narrow waist change places.

I did then what I knew how to do. Now that I know better, I do better.

Every day brings a chance to live free of regret and with as much joy, fun, and laughter as you can stand.

There is also this benefit in brag: that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal. Humor him by all means, draw it all out, and hold him to it.

Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion.

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

Living is Easy with Eyes Closed.

To forgive is not just to be altruistic.

Time is really the only capital that any human being has and the thing that he can least afford to waste or lose

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.

Three things have been difficult to tame: the oceans, fools, and women. We may soon be able to tame the oceans; fools and women will take a little longer.

And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him.

He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.

Let the guarantee of free speech be in every man's determination to use it, and we shall have no need of paper declarations.

The most important thing to do if you find yourself in a hole is to stop digging.

What do you want meaning for? Life is desire, not meaning.

Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.

History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.

Every person who ever thought he had a right to assert, and went boldly and asserted it, himself, or jointly with others that shared his convictions, was a direct actionist.

If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is.