Its not the men in your life that matters, its the life in your men.

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order.

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.

In the survival of favoured individuals and races, during the constantly-recurring struggle for existence, we see a powerful and ever-acting form of selection.

In the end, everything is a gag.

Should you find yourself in a chronically leaking boat, energy devoted to changing vessels is likely to be more productive than energy devoted to patching leaks.

If it is worth doing, it is worth overdoing.

It is not how old you are, but how you are old.

A lie told often enough becomes the truth.

A beautiful thing never gives so much pain as does failing to hear and see it.

Some people are desperately looking for scapegoats, they just don't want to see the truth!

The essence of life is statistical improbability on a colossal scale.

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

Life must be lived as play.

If I'm honest I have to tell you I still read fairy-tales and I like them best of all.

Any place I hang my head is home.

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry.

Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Each life makes its own immitation of immortality.