This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
I'm sorry this letter is so long, I didn't have time to make it shorter.
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.
If your dog is going to suffer from diarrhea, it will happen between the time the carpet is cleaned for the holidays and the last holiday get-together.
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
I live in a neighbourhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
A smile is the best way to get away with trouble even if it's a fake one.
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does, and that is his.