Get off your butt and join the Marines!

You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.

Memories warm you up from the inside. But they also tear you apart.

Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.

There is no such thing as a Christian child: only a child of Christian parents.

There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.

A good liar must have a good memory.

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

When I had nothing to lose, I had everything. When I stopped being who I am, I found myself.

Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in this world.

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.

Freedom lies in being bold.

No matter how thin you slice it, there will always be two sides.

A scientific man ought to have no wishes, no affections, - a mere heart of stone.

Since it is difficult to join them together, it is safer to be feared than to be loved when one of the two must be lacking.

Not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point, which means at the point of highest reality.

If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.

Wisely, and slow. They stumble that run fast.