My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.

When you're drowning you don't think, 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would notice I'm drowning and come and rescue me.' You just scream.

He has a brilliant mind until he makes it up.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

When you're thirty you're old enough to know better, but still young enough to go ahead and do it.

What a fine weather today! Can't choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didnt know.

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

I'm sorry this letter is so long, I didn't have time to make it shorter.

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.