Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
You live but once; you might as well be amusing.
What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.
If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.
If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through, what am I supposed to do, look intelligent?
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing.
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
I never travel without my diary. One must always have something sensational to read on the train.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.
It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.
I dont know where I am going, but I am on my way.
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does, and that is his.
There are only two types of women: goddesses and doormats.