The difficulty is to try and teach the multitude that something can be true and untrue at the same time.

Memory... is an internal rumour.

All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A hero cannot be a hero unless in a heroic world.

A good liar must have a good memory.

After all, science is essentially international, and it is only through lack of the historical sense that national qualities have been attributed to it.

There is no real ending. It's just the place where you stop the story.

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.

Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.

You are like my little dog; when people see you, they know I am nearby.

There is no limit to the amount of good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit.

The imagination is not a state: it is the human existence itself.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the inside.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.