Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didnt know.
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I'm single because I was born that way.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
I've learned one thing: you can only really get to know a person after a row. Only then can you judge their true character!
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
I dont know where I am going, but I am on my way.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.