Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Purity of heart is to will one thing.

The mind is a superb instrument if used rightly. Used wrongly, however, it becomes very destructive. To put it more accurately... you usually don't use it at all. It uses you.

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.

I like to think of myself at home in the armchair, writing, smoking and occasionally wandering down the shop.

New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not common.

Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble.

I have often been accused of putting my foot in my mouth, but I will never put my hand in your pockets

There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.

As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.

All is mine but nothing owned, nothing owned for memory, and mine only while I look.

You sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve.

Confusion of goals and perfection of means seems, in my opinion, to characterize our age.

God creates, I do not create. I assemble and I steal everywhere to do it - from what I see, from what the dancers can do, from what others do.

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.

Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

Get off your butt and join the Marines!

If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!