People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

The Declaration of Independence I always considered as a theatrical show. Jefferson ran away with all the stage effect of that... and all the glory of it.

If you never stop when you wave goodbye you just might find, if you give it time, you will wave hello again...

Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.

A great city is the place to escape the true drama of provincial life, and find solace in fantasy.

Maybe you are searching among the branches, for what only appears in the roots.

All that spirits desire, spirits attain.

Time means a lot to me because you see I am also a learner and am often lost in the joy of forever developing.

I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.

Children are a wonderful gift. They have an extraordinary capacity to see into the heart of things and to expose sham and humbug for what they are.

Religion is like a knife: you can either use it to cut bread, or stick in someone's back.

The future ain't what it used to be.

The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

Circumstances do not make the man, they reveal him.

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.

A process cannot be understood by stopping it. Understanding must move with the flow of the process, must join it and flow with it.

A stale article, if you dip it in a good, warm, sunny smile, will go off better than a fresh one that you've scowled upon.