But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
Well, if she was dumb enough to marry you, she'll believe anything.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
He could not see a belt without hitting below it.
My life has been full of terrible misfortunes, most of which never happened.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.
I’ve been bitten by a python. It wasn’t a very big one…