I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.
I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments
I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
I will not join any club who will take me as a member
I've learned one thing: you can only really get to know a person after a row. Only then can you judge their true character!
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
A writer needs a pen, an artist needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
The reason I talk to myself is because Im the only one whose answers I accept.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.