When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck, an arrow killed you? They would never solve the crime. 'Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way.
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it's not all mixed up.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
I don't pray really, because I don't want to bore God.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through, what am I supposed to do, look intelligent?
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.
Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps
What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?